I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.
|—||a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)|
Oh, look, it’s Ansel Elgort who plays Gus in The Fault in our Stars and whose world view involves a great deal of shirtlessness, and, frankly, who among us can blame him?
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.
|—||Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals (x)|
SORRY I CAN’T HELP IT! OKBYE! *runs to Suna again*
The idea is to put Templeton in the cart so I won’t buy so many plants…apparently I found a way around that.
He loves trips to Home Depot, I think he likes the height of the cart. :Phappy beautiful dog smiling and surrounded by plants, what a gift
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen
You go, Carlos.
fan base for carlos
I wanna make you laugh hard, but I wanna make you cum harder
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle